For my first mothers day,
it’s complete and utter crap. Can’t wait to go home and see my baby. Everyone else can just fuck off. Happy Mothers Day to all the moms!
yo what the hell is this, how come i don’t get paid $21 an hour
luhaniac: yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too
colormenarry: THERE’S NO REASON FOR NIALL TO BE FOLLOWING AN ACCOUNT FILLED WITH EDITS OF HARRY IN A FLOWER CROWN NO R E A S O N A T A LL GDI
those five flaming idiots: macknomore:... →
macknomore: nozaynnogain: someone is plagiarizing HEARTBREAK WARFARE on Instagram. the username is NARRYKINGDOM please report her automatically. PLEASE. you guys, Isa is one of my favorite authors. Her writing is amazing, and the fact that some little shithead would rip her off…
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
galifianafuck: “hey whats your zodiac sign”
dallonjames: when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming
why Niall is my favorite!
narrylouisziam: Because his name is Niall because his has the best laugh because his is so gorgeus because he makes the best faces because this because he’s dating Harry.
solluxx: paranoidpot8to: THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE I AM HOME ALONE WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW tell it to mooove
blackbruise: do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
drarryandjohnlockaremyships: uptownquirrells: tumbl-rarity: slytherlocked: femtaktfilosofi: I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name #same with Robert Downey Jr and Joseph Gordon Levitt and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez ^ YES
earthnation: i wanna make a blanket fort
I decided on you, don’t you get that? I decided on you. I don’t want to go...– (via fawun)
liarnjamespayne: in 5th grade they made my class do a seminar thing on drugs and we had to sign an anti-drug pledge and afterwards they gave us these really fancy certificates declaring that we would be drug free forever and i ended up rolling a joint with mine in freshman year so there u go
storiesandsongseternal: storan: dhsajd hahaha sjhbad cries. What are you even doing, Harry? WHAT.
sstain: If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it Good luck figuring out which one
pumpernicklefagbag: ragehappystolemysleep: harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents